Friday, January 7, 2011

The Resolutions That Didn't Make the Cut

So if you read my last post you probably thought that my 2011 resolutions were pretty lame. They aren't that way because I'm not motivated but really because I already broke the other ones that I set.

Like:
1. Have more patience with my family. This is hard to do when your roommates are senior citizens and you have to yell at them to carry on a normal conversation. I should appreciate this more though because I can have normal convos with my peers in the presence of my roomies and not censor what I'm saying.

2. Read the Bible in it's entirety. I gave in before I even finished Genesis (the first book aka Chapter 1 for you laymen). So I skipped to the last book, Revelations. I read that it's in code for the protection of the people that John (not Gospel John, but another... I think) but it was just too abstract for me. Jesus is still my homeboy though.

3. Eat dessert twice a day. You must be thinking that I'm nuts that I already gave up on this one.  And yes, I'm feeling my normal myself, I just forgot one day. Truth be told, I just made this one up because most people give up sweets, but I wanted to be more unique and set myself apart from the rest of the world. If only I hadn't (adhd moment: have you ever thought of what a weird word 'hadn't' is?) cheated myself so soon like the rest of 'em.

So long, Doodlebugs!

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