Thursday, October 13, 2011

A Brief Dissertation on Kim's Unecessary Wedding: Part 1

I'm easily pegged as a reality-tv junkie and I'm ok with that, but one show I watch and hate myself for doing so is Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Mostly because of how they are prime example of people who are famous, who don't deserve to be famous and have too much money and have no sense as to what to do with it.

Whether or not you live under a rock, you've probably seen all the headlines about Kim's wedding as "the wedding of the year" or a "fairytale come true!" I choose to think of it as "what your wedding should not be!" 

First of all, I feel like it should have been called "Kris and Kim's Wedding" because well, it takes two people to get married. And as much as Kim may have dreamed about her wedding, I really think Kris nailed it on the spot when he said, "and you can slide any guy into it" because as Khloe said, "Kim is a romantic who falls in love so often she doesn't know what it is" so Kris was probably the most convenient option for Kim to slide into her wedding vision.

Which bring me to my next point that, Kim is like the last person I would want to marry on Earth and I'm not just saying that because  we're both straight. She seems like an obsessive compulsive, narcissistic person who has lost all sense of reality.

Example: She flipped out because Kris's dogs got in bed with them. Admittedly, I probs would too, but it was because "I don't sit on my comforter so why should your dogs?" Uh, so why do you have a comforter in the first place then?

And then there was the time she flat out said that she was not moving into Kris' apartment he owns in Minnesota because it was below her. Soo you basically just said your future husband was below you? Not that you can't marry out of your class, but shouldn't you not berate that person because of it?

Good luck, Kris Humphries, good luck. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

So basically, if you want your marriage to fail, follow Kim's example.

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