Road Rage

I have road rage. I admit it. So sue me, but other drivers "drive" me nuts. No pun intended. So here's a few ways  to keep me happy on the road:
1. Follow the road rules -- since this seems to be tricky for many, let me clarify...
2. When I am the ONLY car on the road, DO NOT back out of your driveway and cut me off.
3. Then do not preceed to go 10 miles UNDER the speed limit should I be tailgating you. Which, let's face it, you deserve it.
4. In fact, NEVER go for a joy ride and go under the limit. Yes, I understand that some cars are fun to cruise around in, but some people have places to go and I do not enjoy being delayed due to the antics of others.
5. If you're going to turn around at a snails pace, causing me to slow down to 2 mph, don't be surprised if I honk, I mean, blare my horn at you. Horns were installed in cars for a reason and I am not afraid to use mine.
6. I don't give a rats a** if you are from another state. The signs on the road are there for a reason -- to direct you where to go and to b). tell you how fast you should be going. I have even less sympathy for you if you are out of state and driving with a GPS because congratulations, that makes you look even more stupid.
7. Get off the road.